Dear Twitter,
This is goodby. I signed up because I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. I do not care to tweet. I do not care to update my status all the time or know when my friend is taking a shower. Some things weren't meant to share with a general audience. I put your applicatio on my phone. That's when I realized that I was disgusted with myself for even signing up.
I'm tweeted out.
Sincerely,
Eilis
